I recently posted about the legendary Alexander McQueen. Unfortunately by some freak accident, designers Estrella Archs and Lindsay Lohan (wtf???) were able to host their debut show for Ungaro at the same level as him. With unimaginative designs in awfully bright colors, these garments look nothing like the talent produced by their fellow designers. These pieces of trash resemble something the ever classy Brooke Hogan would wear while partying in Miami. The colors and patterns were basic. One outfit consisted of what resembled an American Apparel tube bra with a heart in the middle. Paired with simple print pants. Other garments included a red and white heart printed skirt that resembled old mans underwear paired with a black blazer with a giant sequined heart. My only guess is the overuse of hearts and the occasional pasty was an ill conceived tactic to distract people from the fact that neither of these two can design. There was no saving grace in this collection.
Friday, December 11, 2009
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
Lindsay Lohan: slooting up the celebrity party scene
LoHOhan hasn’t been very selective (or sneaky) in the past week as far as lovers go. And by lovers, I mean people she’s sleeping with. According to Perez Hilton, Lohan has been spotted with Kevin Connolly, Cash Warren, and Jason Segel–all in the last week. Sometimes I wonder if she knows I’m virtual stalking her and just wants to overwhelm me with information. You really can’t make this stuff up, folks. (Btw, I love giving you guys pictures, but nothing really gives this justice besides the images from Perez.)
So, let’s dissect this, shall we? First of all, Cash Warren…really? Did you not notice the ring on his finger and the pictures of him all over the internet with Jessica Alba? We all put two and two together a while ago and caught on that he is married, Lindsay. Did I mention the baby? Home-wrecker would only add to the hilarity, but the likelihood is doubtful. Cash is hopefully smart enough to realize the disparity in sanity between Alba and his alleged bar hookup, Lohan.
The Segel allegations sound a bit more legit to me. According to Perez, Lohan was seen leaving his house at 7 a.m. (and only after a Lohan look-a-like was seen exiting with a blanket covering her face–LOLZ). I want to shake some sense into Jason. She’s crazy bro!!! (And obviously you’re not the only man she’s interested in.)
I have to admit part of me got kind of excited when I read about Lohan and Connolly (from Entrourage) getting together. Ginger love! Be careful kiddos, you don’t want to start a fire! (BTW, didn’t actually realize Connolly was a ginger until now. He can be spot #2 on my list of celeb ginger man meat, right after Prince Harry.)
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
A Picture is Worth A Thousand Words.
The saying almost speaks for itself. And in Hollywood it’s a statement to live by. A picture can basically describe everything.
For example…
If you wanted to depict your typical Tuesday night out you should post a picture like this…
If you wanted to show a hard day at work you should post a picture like this…
These photos capture the pure meaning of the point you are trying to get across. If we viewed one of these pictures we would understand exactly what you were trying to say.
In the end, adding these illustrations will enhance your writing.
Keep in mind, these photos must be striking, with edgy angles and unique poses.
But do not let the creativity stop there – I know you’ve got more in you! Use Photoshop or Picnik to edit these pictures. Add extreme saturation to make bright stand out colors. Use cool borders to enhance the look of your image. In doing this the audience will be pulled into the photograph and gain a better understanding of your writing.
Monday, December 7, 2009
"I don't do Blow. It was just for research."
Here’s Lindsay Lohan on the COVER of MUSE magazine.
How is this any different from her day to day life?
This chicks goes running from hotels to bars to homes of annoyed girlfriends nary a bra in sight.
I think I’ve seen more of Lindsay Lohan’s chest than I’ve seen of my own.
In this issue, LOLohan & model Petey Wright (shot by Yu Tsai) are channeling Kate Moss & Johnny Depp.
*Sidenote: Is that dude’s name pronounced “You Say?”
You Say Lindsay Lohan actually stopped desperately texting Sam Ronson for long enough to have you take a couple shots of her?
He explains,
“I was always fascinated by Johnny Depp and Kate Moss, and when I asked Lindsay to do a shoot, she jumped at the chance. It was all about her being sexy, channeling Kate from the ’90s. She is stunning and radiates in the pictures. Lindsay is incredibly focused where it comes to her career and fashion is her passion. It’s raw, it’s exposed, this is her at her best. She told me: ‘I want to make this iconic.”
Um the only reason this b*tch looked FOCUSED for this shoot is because she was on Speedballs.
AND
In order to look through the rest of the SPREAD I suggest you pop a couple happy pills too.
Taking pictures of herself fu*ked up is pretty MUCH the ONLY thing she can manage to perfect, AND she couldn’t even manage to pull her wayward panties out of her a**.
Cringe.
Friday, December 4, 2009
Sam and Lidlo are back on good terms!
I can honestly say i am happy for Lidlo! Althought Sam and Lindlo arent discussing getting back together, they were spotted in LAX being re introduced by mutual friend John Mayer. Sources said that the two spent a good portion of the evening together later on that night and didnt leave together but definetly ended the night on a happy note. Things are looking up for Lidlo!
Click HERE for details
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
5 Reasons I Will Always Love Lindsay Lohan
1. She used heart shaped pasties in her Ungaro Paris Fashion Week show
2. Ali Lohan, who wore this bikini at the ripe-old age of 13, is her little sister.
3. She made this commercial
4. She’s a “singer”/actress/fashion mogul/club promoter
5. She starred in the craptastic ”I Know Who Killed Me” (2007)
