Jonas Bros.: Welcome to the New Blog!

We’d like to welcome all of our fans to the latest blog where you’ll find all the info you care to need or absolutely must know.

We’re going to pop in here daily to check up on the greatest people on earth, our fans, just so we can keep you updated.

You care enough about us to ask the questions and follow what we’re doing, and in turn, we feel an obligation, no, a duty, to be here for you, our fans, and address whatever concerns you might have.

You can feel free to ask us whatever you want, and remember, there’s no such thing as a stupid question!!! If you have any questions about breaking in the business, you can check out the coolest agency on earth, www.universalartists.wordpress.com for your own shot at stardom.

If you have any special photos taken randomly of us, you can submit them to us by dropping us a note on our secret Myspace. Our real fans who pay attention during the shows should know what we’re talking about!

If you have any concerns about daily life, the stress of being a teen, problems at school, or anything else, we encourage you to open up to your teachers, your elders, big brother or sister, but especially your mom and dad.

Someday, you’ll discover exactly what we have growing up, and that’s our parents truly do rock and they’re here for you even though you might not realize it or it doesn’t seem true at the moment.

Anyway, let’s get this ball rolling with the daily Jonas news express! And on that note, we may commence.

To Our Fans, We Salute You!

Gossip Round Up

Vanity Fair, which laid off journalists last week, is reportedly hiring actor Sean Penn to travel to Havana to conduct an interview with Cuban president Fidel Castro. The magazine is said to have assigned Penn to write a story about how the Obama administration has affected Cuba.

LBN-COMMENTARY By PETER BART: Mention Roman Polanski at a social gathering and you are likely to find yourself in a heated argument. With bail now formally denied by the Swiss (Polanski already has spent one month in jail) and with extradition to the U.S. seemingly inevitable, the debate will grow ever more shrill.

THE LIST RANT By ERICKA T. BASS: 1. If theres a bigger loser on the planet than Lorenzo Lamas, I haven’t found him.   2. Time-Warner can shove their awful customer service up their ass.   3. Men I would never sleep with, even for money: Obama, Kaddafi, Sam Zell, Bono, Monty Hall and, of course, Lorenzo Lamas.   4. Want to throw up at a restaurant – go to Buca di Beppo or the Olive Garden.   5. Blue Shield now sends me their notices in about ten different languages. Lucky me.   6. Thank God women like me broke out of their domestic cocoon, leaving their stupid mother’s circumscribed lives in the garbage heap.   7. Face it, friends – America is so obsessed with youth and looks even with an array of super-expensive cosmetic procedures that allow women to become their own Frankenstein Barbies.   8. Stupid female celebrities: Sarah Jessica Parker, Cameron Diaz, Helen Hunt, Pamela Anderson and last but certainly not least Lindsay Lohan.

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Lindsay Lohan vai às compras sem sutiã

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Se Amy Winehouse não mantem suas tradições para honrar sua presença neste blog, Lindsay Lohan sim!

Segundo o Daily Mail, a atriz foi às compras nesta quinta-feira, 22, com uma blusa preta decotada e sem sutiã. Ainda segundo o jornal, o efeito da gravidade não a ajudou muito.

ô colega, essa coisa aí de feminismo, de queimar sutiã na praça já passou faz muito tempo. Da próxima vez, usa um. Os nossos olhos agradecem.

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Lindsay Lohan's Floral Style

I can’t get enough of Lindsay Lohan’s Sleek and Sexy Styles these days.  Her look below is super cute and super Chic.  She always looks amazing in whatever shes wearing from jeans and a tee down to sweats.  This look is elegant and easy to get…….

1. Floral Print Skirt

2. Black Tube Top

3. Black Peep Toe heels

4. Sequin Jacket

5. Bangels

6. Chain Bracelet

I know Lindsay is sporting a white jacket in the picture below, but i think the black cropped jacket is a perfect match.  You could always go with a White top instead of the black.  I would add a necklace to this look, maybe something a little chunky?  The floral skirts are coming back for this fall.  Matching it with a pair of sleek black leggings and riding boots is always a cute option as well.

In e out: le celebrities al Whitney Museum Gala 2009

OUT: Lindsay Lohan

Una parola per descrivere le scelte di Lindsay: disastro. A partire dalle labbra super rifatte e dai capelli di un biondo platino, in completo contrasto con il viso super-abbronzato (da notare, solo viso e decoltè, lampada?). Si è presentata al galà con una pelliccia rosa Versace, sotto la quale si nascondeva un vestito dorato, sempre Versace. Completamente out.

OUT e IN: Taylor Momsen

Abito Versace beige per la piccola J. di Gossip Girl, che per l’occasione cresce e gioca a fare la sensuale con mega spacco sulla coscia e calze a rete. Il vestito è in stile antica grecia e, a mio parere, la invecchia parecchio. Completamente out le scarpe, con platou bianco e a punta. Migliora poi col cambio look, indossando un mini dress nero Versus, più adatto al suo stile. Si può ancora storcere il naso per le scarpe e per le autoreggenti a vista, ma quest’ultimo trend prima o poi qualche star l’avrebbe seguito. In puro stile rocker i capelli e il trucco: Taylor non rinuncia ad un’acconciatura spettinata e agli occhi completamente neri. Non vi ricorda un pò Donatella Versace?

OUT: Mischa Barton

Mischa Barton in Versace blu lascia due impressioni differenti. Da una parte ti può sembrare elegante e puoi quasi pensare che questo abito le doni, ma dopo un pò scopri che ti annoia. Anche Mischa sceglie un abito che la invecchia, per quanto abbia la schiena scoperta ed anche parte delle spalle. La pochette gialla serve per rallegrare? Ma rischia di non centrare nulla ed essere solo inopportuna. Che la star di The O.C. voglia nascondere quei chiletti in più che lamentava la produzione di The Beautiful Life? Non dovrebbe farsi influenzare, perchè nonostante l’abito sembra sempre in ottima forma.

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Jon Gosselin, Balloon Boy's Father, Michael Lohan - BAD FATHERS

Who’s the Worst Father Ever: Jon Gosselin, Richard Heene or Michael Lohan?

There are plenty of good fathers out there, and we laud their efforts. But unfortunately, some of the poorest ones have been dominating news cycles of late.

None garners headlines quite like Jon Gosselin. In the last six months, the Jon and Kate Plus 8 dad has gone through a ultimate midlife crisis like no other.

Before you just hand the Ed Hardy-wearing, mediocre skirt-chasing d-bag the title of Worst Father Ever, however, consider some of his recent competition.

There’s Richard Heene, a.k.a. Balloon Boy’s dad, who exploited his six-year-old, local law enforcement and the National Guard. All for his reality TV dream.

Then there’s Michael Lohan, who’s done time, failed to pay child support, and whose eldest train wreck is unlikely to survive too long the way she’s going.

What say you? who is the worst father of Oct 2009?

Conceden a Lindsay Lohan otro año de libertad provisional

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El día de hoy, Lindsay Lohan tuvo que preesentarse ante un juez porque actualmente está bajo libertad provisional por haber sido arrestada por manejar borracha en dos ocasiones. Apuesto a que llegó de cruda. Pues bien, LiLo tuvo que aparecer ante la corte porque le habían obligado a tomar unas clases para aprender a controlar el alcoholismo, clases a las que no asistió porque probablemente estaba muy ocupada atascando su nariz de sustancias sospechosas. De acuerdo con la fuente, Lindsay pudo haber sido condenada a pasar un tiempo en prisión por esto, pero aparentemente el juez que le tocó amaneció de buen humor, pues sólo la sentenció a un año extra de libertad provisional para que ahora sí tome las clases y deje de atragantarse en alcohol.

Vaya que tuvo suerte Lindsay, aunque no sé si fue buena o mala. Es decir, por un lado es buena suerte porque podrá seguir libre asistiendo a antros y saliendo hasta la madre de borracha. Y a la vez es mala suerte porque supongo que una parte de ella quería ir a la cárcel de mujeres, porque con eso de que su última relación fue con Samantha Ronson el encarcelamiento vendría siendo como asistir a un buffet para ella. Un buffet de pescado, por supuesto.

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