Monday, December 28, 2009

5 Songs About Paparazzi

These 5 songs are all about the harm done by paparazzi. Of the songs by The Cranberries, Avril Lavigne, Miley Cyrus, Lady Gaga, and Lindsay Lohan, ATS votes “Paparazzi” by Lady Gaga the best of the five.

“Paparazzi” by Lady Gaga:

“Fly on the Wall” by Miley Cyrus:

“Take It” by Avril Lavigne:

“Rumors” by Lindsay Lohan:

“Paparazzi on Mopeds” by The Cranberries:

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Wednesday, December 23, 2009

LINDSAY LOHAN FOR MUSE MAGAZINE!!!!

LINDSAY LOHAN POSES FOR MUSE MAGAZINE TOPLESS!!! EXPOSED BY PHENOMENAL PHOTOGRAPHER YU TSAI, LINDSEY IS PORTRAYED AS BEING IN A THREESOME AFTER A PARTY!!! ENJOY AND CATCH THE VIDEO AS WELL!!!!

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Monday, December 21, 2009

Great Christmas Scenes... Mean Girls

meangirlsThis is what Christmas is really all about: teenage girls dressed as Santa slapping their thighs while wearing PVC skirts and black knee-high boots. It’s a shame this true meaning often gets forgotten amid all the commercialism.

In about 20 or 30 years or so, I think Mean Girls will be talked about in the same way many of us tend to gush over 80s teen movies like The Breakfast Club and Ferris Bueller today. It’s an intelligent but fun film, exposing the trials and tribulations of school life in an original and entertaining way. Having a screenplay by Tina Fey obviously helped, but Mean Girls thrives on the performances of its two leads, Lindsay Lohan and Rachel McAdams.

And here they are dancing to Jingle Bell Rock. In short skirts. Amazingly, this scene cleverly manages to steer clear of sleazy and becomes a fun, memorable dance number. Interestingly, the dance is performed by the school’s biggest bitches, but the film doesn’t dwell on that, instead letting its hair down and giving us something that unites all the pupils in the audience, even if they hate the guts of the girls on stage.

As she also showed in the Freaky Friday remake, Lindsay Lohan is a skilled actress, even if McAdams has the meatier role as the Queen of the Plastics. Throw in appearances from Fey, her Saturday Night Live partner Amy Poehler and everyone’s favourite Fugitive-chaser, Neil Flynn, and you have a cracking Christmas scene.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SCENE FROM MEAN GIRLS?

GREAT SCENES ARCHIVE

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Friday, December 18, 2009

Courtney Surfs The Web And Worries About Lindsay Lohan

Courtney Love was very active on Facebook in November. In between the heartache of breaking up with Ed Norton and letting Britney know she had her back, she took time from her busy schedule to share this with us:

“DISGUSTING! lohans rapist convict daddy is trying to put her under this Consvatorship shit and guess where her money is,,,,, without her knowledge and PBOC> theres not much money from lohan but i hink its power rather than money and i think thos cosvertorship shit will become common.

tmz gives macs bugs and its gross anyway who needs tmz its run by and for lawyers/ ha fucking ha ha”

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What did she mean? Let me illuminate it for you:

Gosh! Lindsay Lohan’s dad is having separation anxiety issues with his daughter. I think there is a little bit of empty nest syndrome going on and he’s afraid to let her grow up and become her own person. He doesn’t trust her personal spending habits and won’t let her make her own mistakes. What troubles him the most is that she does currently have a limited budget and wants to make sure she doesn’t get in over her head.

Dangnabit! I always have technical issues when I try to view TMZ.com on my MAC. And their customer support is terrible. Probably a good thing, I waste too much time on that site anyway and their legal team has started watering down a lot of the content. It’s sorta funny. LOL.

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Monday, December 14, 2009

White lies

From Telegraph:

She came, she saw, she conquered — the problem is, Lindsay Lohan seems to have done it all in reverse.

The 23-year-old Hollywood actress claimed to have “saved” 40 child labourers in Delhi “within one day’s work”, but now an NGO says Lohan wasn’t even in India when the children were rescued.

On Wednesday, hours after arriving in India, Lohan had tweeted boastfully: “Over 40 children saved so far…… Within one day’s work…… This is what life is about….. Doing THIS is a life worth living!!!”

But the children were rescued on Tuesday, says Bachpan Bachao Andolan, which helped police plan and carry out the raids on the sweatshops where the children, some as young as seven, were making mirrored ornaments for export.

“It’s technically wrong, ethically wrong and legally wrong to say she saved 40 children in one day. We are talking to our lawyers and will soon decide what legal steps we can consider,” said Bhuwan, a lawyer working with the Andolan.

Bhuwan and Rakesh Sainger, Andolan national secretary, said they had never set eyes on the actress. “Who is Lohan? Lindsay, you say? I don’t know anyone by that name. We don’t know anything about the children she claims she has saved,” Sainger said.

Lohan was in the country to help film a BBC documentary on child trafficking where she is the presenter. The actress, known for her wild partying ways, is apparently fed up with her image and has said she wants to “help people” and do serious films.

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Friday, December 11, 2009

Never Again.

I recently posted about the legendary Alexander McQueen. Unfortunately by some freak accident, designers Estrella Archs and Lindsay Lohan (wtf???) were able to host their debut show for Ungaro at the same level as him. With unimaginative designs in awfully bright colors, these garments look nothing like the talent produced by their fellow designers. These pieces of trash resemble something the ever classy Brooke Hogan would wear while partying in Miami. The colors and patterns were basic. One outfit consisted of what resembled an American Apparel tube bra with a heart in the middle. Paired with simple print pants. Other garments included a red and white heart printed skirt that resembled old mans underwear paired with a black blazer with a giant sequined heart. My only guess is the overuse of hearts and the occasional pasty was an ill conceived tactic to distract people from the fact that neither of these two can design. There was no saving grace in this collection.

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Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Lindsay Lohan: slooting up the celebrity party scene

LoHOhan hasn’t been very selective (or sneaky) in the past week as far as lovers go. And by lovers, I mean people she’s sleeping with. According to Perez Hilton, Lohan has been spotted with Kevin Connolly, Cash Warren, and Jason Segel–all in the last week. Sometimes I wonder if she knows I’m virtual stalking her and just wants to overwhelm me with information. You really can’t make this stuff up, folks. (Btw, I love giving you guys pictures, but nothing really gives this justice besides the images from Perez.)

So, let’s dissect this, shall we? First of all, Cash Warren…really? Did you not notice the ring on his finger and the pictures of him all over the internet with Jessica Alba? We all put two and two together a while ago and caught on that he is married, Lindsay. Did I mention the baby? Home-wrecker would only add to the hilarity, but the likelihood is doubtful. Cash is hopefully smart enough to realize the disparity in sanity between Alba and his alleged bar hookup, Lohan.

The Segel allegations sound a bit more legit to me. According to Perez, Lohan was seen leaving his house at 7 a.m. (and only after a Lohan look-a-like was seen exiting with a blanket covering her face–LOLZ). I want to shake some sense into Jason. She’s crazy bro!!! (And obviously you’re not the only man she’s interested in.)

I have to admit part of me got kind of excited when I read about Lohan and Connolly (from Entrourage) getting together. Ginger love! Be careful kiddos, you don’t want to start a fire! (BTW, didn’t actually realize Connolly was a ginger until now. He can be spot #2 on my list of celeb ginger man meat, right after Prince Harry.)

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Tuesday, December 8, 2009

A Picture is Worth A Thousand Words.

The saying almost speaks for itself.  And in Hollywood it’s a statement to live by.  A picture can basically describe everything.

For example…

If you wanted to depict your typical Tuesday night out you should post a picture like this…

If you wanted to show a hard day at work you should post a picture like this…

These photos capture the pure meaning of the point you are trying to get across.  If we viewed one of these pictures we would understand exactly what you were trying to say.

In the end, adding these illustrations will enhance your writing.

Keep in mind, these photos must be striking, with edgy angles and unique poses.

But do not let the creativity stop there – I know you’ve got more in you!  Use Photoshop or Picnik to edit these pictures.  Add extreme saturation to make bright stand out colors.  Use cool borders to enhance the look of your image.  In doing this the audience will be pulled into the photograph and gain a better understanding of your writing.

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Monday, December 7, 2009

"I don't do Blow. It was just for research."

Here’s Lindsay Lohan on the COVER of MUSE magazine.

How is this any different from her day to day life?

This chicks goes running from hotels to bars to homes of annoyed girlfriends nary a bra in sight.

I think I’ve seen more of Lindsay Lohan’s chest than I’ve seen of my own.

In this issue, LOLohan & model Petey Wright (shot by Yu Tsai) are channeling Kate Moss & Johnny Depp.

*Sidenote: Is that dude’s name pronounced “You Say?”

You Say Lindsay Lohan actually stopped desperately texting Sam Ronson for long enough to have you take a couple shots of her?

He explains,

“I was always fascinated by Johnny Depp and Kate Moss, and when I asked Lindsay to do a shoot, she jumped at the chance. It was all about her being sexy, channeling Kate from the ’90s. She is stunning and radiates in the pictures. Lindsay is incredibly focused where it comes to her career and fashion is her passion. It’s raw, it’s exposed, this is her at her best. She told me: ‘I want to make this iconic.”

Um the only reason this b*tch looked FOCUSED for this shoot is because she was on Speedballs.

AND

In order to look through the rest of the SPREAD I suggest you pop a couple happy pills too.

Taking pictures of herself fu*ked up is pretty MUCH the ONLY thing she can manage to perfect, AND she couldn’t even manage to pull her wayward panties out of her a**.

Cringe.

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Friday, December 4, 2009

Sam and Lidlo are back on good terms!

I can honestly say i am happy for Lidlo! Althought  Sam and Lindlo arent discussing getting back together, they were spotted in LAX being re introduced by mutual friend John Mayer. Sources said that the two spent a good portion of the evening together later on that night and didnt  leave together but definetly ended the night on a happy note. Things are looking up for Lidlo!

Click HERE for details

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Wednesday, December 2, 2009

5 Reasons I Will Always Love Lindsay Lohan

1. She used heart shaped pasties in her Ungaro Paris Fashion Week show

2. Ali Lohan, who wore this bikini at the ripe-old age of 13, is her  little sister.

3. She made this commercial

4. She’s a “singer”/actress/fashion mogul/club promoter

5. She starred in the craptastic ”I Know Who Killed Me” (2007)

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