LoHOhan hasn’t been very selective (or sneaky) in the past week as far as lovers go. And by lovers, I mean people she’s sleeping with. According to Perez Hilton, Lohan has been spotted with Kevin Connolly, Cash Warren, and Jason Segel–all in the last week. Sometimes I wonder if she knows I’m virtual stalking her and just wants to overwhelm me with information. You really can’t make this stuff up, folks. (Btw, I love giving you guys pictures, but nothing really gives this justice besides the images from Perez.)
So, let’s dissect this, shall we? First of all, Cash Warren…really? Did you not notice the ring on his finger and the pictures of him all over the internet with Jessica Alba? We all put two and two together a while ago and caught on that he is married, Lindsay. Did I mention the baby? Home-wrecker would only add to the hilarity, but the likelihood is doubtful. Cash is hopefully smart enough to realize the disparity in sanity between Alba and his alleged bar hookup, Lohan.
The Segel allegations sound a bit more legit to me. According to Perez, Lohan was seen leaving his house at 7 a.m. (and only after a Lohan look-a-like was seen exiting with a blanket covering her face–LOLZ). I want to shake some sense into Jason. She’s crazy bro!!! (And obviously you’re not the only man she’s interested in.)
I have to admit part of me got kind of excited when I read about Lohan and Connolly (from Entrourage) getting together. Ginger love! Be careful kiddos, you don’t want to start a fire! (BTW, didn’t actually realize Connolly was a ginger until now. He can be spot #2 on my list of celeb ginger man meat, right after Prince Harry.)
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