10 of the Most Annoying Faces

10. Mario Lopez.

• Dimples. When a person has dimples, there is an inverse relationship of cuteness to frequency of smiling. The more frequently a person with dimples smiles, the less cute they appear. Other than the time A.C. Slater and Zach Morris fought, I don’t remember ever seeing Mario Lopez frown. Hence, a cute level of 0.
• Perpetual tan. I’m Irish. You’re just making me jealous.

9. Perez Hilton

• Unkempt eyebrows. You’re gay, you’re supposed to have that shit covered.
• Falsies. Blue eyes are reserved for people that are intriguing and smart. Like me. You’re neither. Henceforth, those must be contacts.
• Ironic smile. I’ll see your poor self-esteem and raise you a past unhealthy relationship with food.

8. Megan Fox

• DSL
• Dead eyes. Mostly affecting people with no intellect or talents. Don’t believe me? Go rent the Olsen Twins’ Holiday in the Sun and Lindsay Lohan’s Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen.

7. & 6. Heidi Montag (Pratt?) and Spencer Pratt

• The blond beard and ’stache. Not cute on anyone.
• The wonders of science. Thank goodness for scientific discoveries. Without them, Heidi’s face, hair, and body as we know it wouldn’t exist.

5. Miley Cyrus

• Self-explanatory

4. Ed Westwick

• Nostrils. Do those things ever settle down?
• Cheekbones made of marble
• Hair that’s better than mine

3. Justin Bieber

• Baby face. Stop singing about girls and go build a tent-fort.

2. Lady Gaga

• …Nothing exceptional going on here. Which must explain the ridiculous outfits they put you in.

1. Taylor Swift

• Squinty eyes
• Weird teeth
• “Angry” eyebrows
• Lips. Can you close them?!
• Overall alien-resemblance

And there you have it. A thoroughly-researched, comprehensive list of today’s most annoying faces. I hope I haven’t hurt too many of your feelings, Interneters. Be gentle.

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Lindsay's Got A Sex Tape, Says Meeting Trafficked Kids Was Oddly Familiar

The other end doesn’t look much betterWow, it was like looking in the mirror, but like long ago when it was still like hanging on the wall. You know, if a kid is like attractive or something, no one knows, but they know, you know? I dunno. I’ve never heard such a bunch of nothing in my life. And all the while she was jonesin’, she couldn’t sit still or hold a thought for more than five seconds.

Lindsay somehow managed to persuade someone at the BBC to bank her little documentary about child trafficking in India. Silly twit that she is, she fails to see the irony of a former child star turned crack hag trying to bring awareness to the same thing her parents did to her. But we’re talking about India here. India, where Lindsay spent a total of about two days, where she tweeted about saving 40 kids and then had to eat her words, and where she toured the ghettos behind the tinted windows of an air-conditioned limo. You can catch the one-minute preview clip here. It’s wretched.

Wow, it was like looking in the mirror, but like long ago when it was still like hanging on the wall. You know, if a kid is like attractive or something, no one knows, but they know, you know? I dunno. I’ve never heard such a bunch of nothing in my life. And all the while she was jonesin’, she couldn’t sit still or hold a thought for more than five seconds.

Lindsay somehow managed to persuade someone at the BBC to bank her little documentary about child trafficking in India. Silly twit that she is, she fails to see the irony of a former child star turned crack hag trying to bring awareness to the same thing her parents did to her. But we’re talking about India here. India, where Lindsay spent a total of about two days, where she tweeted about saving 40 kids and then had to eat her words, and where she toured the ghettos behind the tinted windows of an air-conditioned limo. You can catch the one-minute preview clip here. It’s wretched.

Equally wretched I’m sure is the alleged sex tape of Lindsay said to be floating around somewhere. It’s supposed to be a short clip (probably captured on a cell phone) of Lindsay performing some kind of deviant sex act. She was said to be concerned about its release, but then showed up at a sex toy release with her saggy orange cans hanging out. She’ll be doing the time share/cruise line circuit soon.

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NEXT: Louboutin SS '10 Bring on the SPIKES

I am in love. I am literally in love with a pair of shoes. Christian Louboutin yellow ballet flats with spikes! . YES, FUCK YES! So the photo quality is total shit, but at least you can get an idea about what I’ve actually been jumping up and down with happiness about. Except oh wait, they’re not mine. Sad face.

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^Hey Spike, you’re scarin’ my wife/Hey Spike, what do you like?

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Lots to write tomorrow – things have been crazy with photo shoots. Promise tomorrow’s post will be fab. You’ll laugh. You’ll cry. Hopefully the Louboutins will tide you over until then. But if not, here’s another crapy photo, this time of the new February issue of NYLON on its way to news stands:

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And four points for you if you guessed the song from the lyrics above…You go Glen Coco!

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Sarah Jessica Parker and Halston Talk Business

Could Sarah Jessica Parker follow Lindsay Lohan’s example at Ungaro and take an advising role at Halston?

According to Eonline Sarah Jessica Parker will be pulling a Lindsay Lohan and take an advising role over at Halston as LiLo did for Ungaro.

alston RTW SPR 10

Parker sports a Halston Heritaage look in the “Sex and the City 2,” trailer and rumor has it that she has it she will take a more active design role, and sources said that she will likely focus on the secondary Heritage collection, which recently launched. Who knows perhaps this business relationship could lead to an equity stake or an executive role.

Parker is pretty experienced when it comes to designing a line, how could you not forget the low-cost Bitten line for the no longer existant Steve & Barrys?  Well we forgot but who knows maybe she can redeem herself.

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The Stylistic Approach Team
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Homework Help for Teens Squidoo - Linda Randall

Homework Help for Teens Squidoo – Linda Randall

This is a Teen Homework help website.

Questions about Math, English, Literature,Science , Geography, links on how to study, Basic Essay Skills, Oral Presentations, Cornell note taking, mind mapping, Research Search Engines and Brain Teasers.

I found pictures of Forks High School, Twilight, New Moon, Robert Pattinson, Edward Cullen, Bella Swan, Kristen Stewart, Jacob Black, Taylor Lautner, Harry Potter, Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson, Hermoine Granger, Rupert Grint, Ron Weasley, Mean Girls Movie, Lindsay Lohan, High School Musical, Zac Efron, Vanessa Hudgens, Skyrunners, Kelly Blatz, funny pet photos and sayings, School, Students and more.

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What about the new Lindsay Lohan clothing line?!

Sketches by Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan…when she was a cute  little redhead in the movie The Parent Trap I loved her. Nowadays I feel sorry for her. An example: her sad preformace during the Rodarte SS10 show. The short baby-doll dresses were a little to much Linsday and less high-fashion. After getting a lot of critic, she tries it again! With her former legging line 6126. The line, according to WWD, will consist of 100 pieces. The average prices will be between $100 and $150, but go so high as $600 for a leather jacket, and will retail at Neiman Marcus, Bloomingdale’s, Macy’s, and Nordstrom.

The line, as you can see from the lovely sketches, is a mix of separates, bustiers, vests, and short, tight dresses. Very Lohan, but not groundbreaking at all! Unless you dream of a career as popstar, it’s not a look we advise you.

And lest you think she won’t actually be designing, let’s set the record straight: “She’s intimately involved from Day One,” Kristi Kaylor, principal in 6126 LLC, said. “She picks fabrics. She looks at trims. She picks buttons. She doesn’t let anything go into production without trying it on.” The line is also looking to expand more with cosmetics, handbags, shoes, and jewellery coming in 2011. Busy girl…we wonder if she’s got time left in 2010 for shopping, clubbing and being drunk or stoned! Maybe 2010 is the year of a clean and serious Lindsay?!

Source: WWD

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Auld Lang Syne, and Other 2009 Musings

Well readership, it’s been one helluva year, and now it’s nearly over.  I hope you’re all out enjoying a very potent beverage right now so when you’re puking up Pepto in the morning, this post will seem a lot funnier. (That was not a personal reference. Especially not to anyone currently residing in SSR.)  Believe it or not, DBIH was founded in the year of our lord god jesus fucking christ 2009! We’re almost 6 months old! (This calls for an ice cream cake.) We’ve seen our share of ups and downs (myself and Afrika’s heigh difference, anyone and Dan Brown, par exemple), but on the whole it’s been a great year, especially for love. Look at Lindsay and Sam! Wait… But look at the economy! Fuck… Our president? In Hawaii… Well, the Real World DC started yesterday! So we’ll end on a … high note… sure.  So, while you’re drinking margs and eating your weight in tortilla chips and salsa at a certain mexican restaurant in DC or in California, aborting third trimester fetuses and forcing people to marry their dogs, or in a certain northeastern industrial state in the middle of nowhere doing nothing on New Years but watching the West Wing (not that way guys… actually watching the DVDs), raise a glass to our best friend Doug before you take a tiger snooze on a cold tile floor. We sincerely appreciate your business. Oh, and crack whores. (Just for the hits!)

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