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Anyway, let’s get this ball rolling with the daily Jonas news express! And on that note, we may commence.

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Gossip Round Up

Vanity Fair, which laid off journalists last week, is reportedly hiring actor Sean Penn to travel to Havana to conduct an interview with Cuban president Fidel Castro. The magazine is said to have assigned Penn to write a story about how the Obama administration has affected Cuba.

LBN-COMMENTARY By PETER BART: Mention Roman Polanski at a social gathering and you are likely to find yourself in a heated argument. With bail now formally denied by the Swiss (Polanski already has spent one month in jail) and with extradition to the U.S. seemingly inevitable, the debate will grow ever more shrill.

THE LIST RANT By ERICKA T. BASS: 1. If theres a bigger loser on the planet than Lorenzo Lamas, I haven’t found him.   2. Time-Warner can shove their awful customer service up their ass.   3. Men I would never sleep with, even for money: Obama, Kaddafi, Sam Zell, Bono, Monty Hall and, of course, Lorenzo Lamas.   4. Want to throw up at a restaurant – go to Buca di Beppo or the Olive Garden.   5. Blue Shield now sends me their notices in about ten different languages. Lucky me.   6. Thank God women like me broke out of their domestic cocoon, leaving their stupid mother’s circumscribed lives in the garbage heap.   7. Face it, friends – America is so obsessed with youth and looks even with an array of super-expensive cosmetic procedures that allow women to become their own Frankenstein Barbies.   8. Stupid female celebrities: Sarah Jessica Parker, Cameron Diaz, Helen Hunt, Pamela Anderson and last but certainly not least Lindsay Lohan.

an excerpt from Levine Breaking News

Lindsay Lohan vai às compras sem sutiã

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Se Amy Winehouse não mantem suas tradições para honrar sua presença neste blog, Lindsay Lohan sim!

Segundo o Daily Mail, a atriz foi às compras nesta quinta-feira, 22, com uma blusa preta decotada e sem sutiã. Ainda segundo o jornal, o efeito da gravidade não a ajudou muito.

ô colega, essa coisa aí de feminismo, de queimar sutiã na praça já passou faz muito tempo. Da próxima vez, usa um. Os nossos olhos agradecem.

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Lindsay Lohan's Floral Style

I can’t get enough of Lindsay Lohan’s Sleek and Sexy Styles these days.  Her look below is super cute and super Chic.  She always looks amazing in whatever shes wearing from jeans and a tee down to sweats.  This look is elegant and easy to get…….

1. Floral Print Skirt

2. Black Tube Top

3. Black Peep Toe heels

4. Sequin Jacket

5. Bangels

6. Chain Bracelet

I know Lindsay is sporting a white jacket in the picture below, but i think the black cropped jacket is a perfect match.  You could always go with a White top instead of the black.  I would add a necklace to this look, maybe something a little chunky?  The floral skirts are coming back for this fall.  Matching it with a pair of sleek black leggings and riding boots is always a cute option as well.

In e out: le celebrities al Whitney Museum Gala 2009

OUT: Lindsay Lohan

Una parola per descrivere le scelte di Lindsay: disastro. A partire dalle labbra super rifatte e dai capelli di un biondo platino, in completo contrasto con il viso super-abbronzato (da notare, solo viso e decoltè, lampada?). Si è presentata al galà con una pelliccia rosa Versace, sotto la quale si nascondeva un vestito dorato, sempre Versace. Completamente out.

OUT e IN: Taylor Momsen

Abito Versace beige per la piccola J. di Gossip Girl, che per l’occasione cresce e gioca a fare la sensuale con mega spacco sulla coscia e calze a rete. Il vestito è in stile antica grecia e, a mio parere, la invecchia parecchio. Completamente out le scarpe, con platou bianco e a punta. Migliora poi col cambio look, indossando un mini dress nero Versus, più adatto al suo stile. Si può ancora storcere il naso per le scarpe e per le autoreggenti a vista, ma quest’ultimo trend prima o poi qualche star l’avrebbe seguito. In puro stile rocker i capelli e il trucco: Taylor non rinuncia ad un’acconciatura spettinata e agli occhi completamente neri. Non vi ricorda un pò Donatella Versace?

OUT: Mischa Barton

Mischa Barton in Versace blu lascia due impressioni differenti. Da una parte ti può sembrare elegante e puoi quasi pensare che questo abito le doni, ma dopo un pò scopri che ti annoia. Anche Mischa sceglie un abito che la invecchia, per quanto abbia la schiena scoperta ed anche parte delle spalle. La pochette gialla serve per rallegrare? Ma rischia di non centrare nulla ed essere solo inopportuna. Che la star di The O.C. voglia nascondere quei chiletti in più che lamentava la produzione di The Beautiful Life? Non dovrebbe farsi influenzare, perchè nonostante l’abito sembra sempre in ottima forma.

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Jon Gosselin, Balloon Boy's Father, Michael Lohan - BAD FATHERS

Who’s the Worst Father Ever: Jon Gosselin, Richard Heene or Michael Lohan?

There are plenty of good fathers out there, and we laud their efforts. But unfortunately, some of the poorest ones have been dominating news cycles of late.

None garners headlines quite like Jon Gosselin. In the last six months, the Jon and Kate Plus 8 dad has gone through a ultimate midlife crisis like no other.

Before you just hand the Ed Hardy-wearing, mediocre skirt-chasing d-bag the title of Worst Father Ever, however, consider some of his recent competition.

There’s Richard Heene, a.k.a. Balloon Boy’s dad, who exploited his six-year-old, local law enforcement and the National Guard. All for his reality TV dream.

Then there’s Michael Lohan, who’s done time, failed to pay child support, and whose eldest train wreck is unlikely to survive too long the way she’s going.

What say you? who is the worst father of Oct 2009?

Conceden a Lindsay Lohan otro año de libertad provisional

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El día de hoy, Lindsay Lohan tuvo que preesentarse ante un juez porque actualmente está bajo libertad provisional por haber sido arrestada por manejar borracha en dos ocasiones. Apuesto a que llegó de cruda. Pues bien, LiLo tuvo que aparecer ante la corte porque le habían obligado a tomar unas clases para aprender a controlar el alcoholismo, clases a las que no asistió porque probablemente estaba muy ocupada atascando su nariz de sustancias sospechosas. De acuerdo con la fuente, Lindsay pudo haber sido condenada a pasar un tiempo en prisión por esto, pero aparentemente el juez que le tocó amaneció de buen humor, pues sólo la sentenció a un año extra de libertad provisional para que ahora sí tome las clases y deje de atragantarse en alcohol.

Vaya que tuvo suerte Lindsay, aunque no sé si fue buena o mala. Es decir, por un lado es buena suerte porque podrá seguir libre asistiendo a antros y saliendo hasta la madre de borracha. Y a la vez es mala suerte porque supongo que una parte de ella quería ir a la cárcel de mujeres, porque con eso de que su última relación fue con Samantha Ronson el encarcelamiento vendría siendo como asistir a un buffet para ella. Un buffet de pescado, por supuesto.

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Lindsay Lohan Might Be Headed To Jail Tomorrow

If you’re wondering why I haven’t been blogging in the past few days it’s because there has been NOTHING worth blogging about.  No epic movies have been released,  no one has died, no one has shown up to an interview wearing dead Kermits, and no one has gone to jail.  Hollywood has been the most boring town ever this past week, and as a result the most exciting post you would have gotten would’ve been a “Kim Kardashian is walking” post.

SO THANK GOD LINDSAY LOHAN MIGHT BE CHANGING THAT.  According to TMZ, Linds has been summoned by the judge from her 2007 DUI/drug possession case to appear in court tomorrow to do a little check up on whether she’s been keeping off the bottle.

OBVIOUSLY, she hasn’t and if it is brought out that she has indeed violated her parole, homegirl will get her butt sent to jail.

So please, come inside and read all the juicy details…

TMZ has learned the judge in Lindsay Lohan’s DUI case is so concerned about the famous defendant, she’s ordered her to appear personally tomorrow for her progress report.

Sources tell TMZ the judge has received information from the people who run the alcohol education program that triggered concern.

Typically in a misdemeanor case like this the defendant would not have to appear. Not so with Lindsay.

We’ll be there tomorrow.

Stay tuned.

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Update: Lindsay’s Allegedly Flunking Alcohol Ed

Sources tell TMZ the alcohol education course which Lindsay Lohan is taking as part of her probation not only contacted the court about Lindsay’s conduct … we’re told they may have already told the court she is outright violating the terms of the program.

As we first told you, the judge in Lindsay’s DUI case has ordered her to appear for the progress report. Lindsay pled no contest to DUI in 2007.

If the judge determines Lindsay violated the terms of the program, her probation can be revoked and Lindsay could end up in jail.

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Personally I doubt Lindsay is going to actually get shipped off to jail due to a thing in LA courts called “special treatment for celebrities.”  But if this does turn in Paris Hilton in Jail Part Deux, then I will be all over that hot mess tomorrow.  And for the record I DO hope she gets sent to jail.  Girl needs  a wake-up call and a harsh dose of reality hell.

Love it or Hate it?

I’m beginning to see why most stylistas are dreading the Ungaro-Lohan collection.Take a look at these outfits:
I’m not exactly sure why the theme is peppered with hearts… but heart pasties? Hmmm. Not really loving it. Not loving it AT all.

These colors are, as much as i love vibrant colors, not really pretty with the cuts of the dresses. I’m not exactly sure who Lohan had in mind when she made these designs —certainly these won’t be something she’d wear, would she?

Estrella Archs and Lindsay Lohan at the Emanuel Ungaro show in Paris on Sunday. (images courtesy of NYtimes)

I’m not quite sure what to make of it, or if it has profitabilty at all. It DID disappoint, as far as what i’ve seen, and i guess i expected so much better from la Lohan. Hmmm. I stand by my theory that La Lohan just be an actress/model, and not add designer to the list. Can i get an amen?

Lindsay, the reviews are in

In Paris this week, Lindsay Lohan released her first clothing line for fashion house, Emanuel Ungaro, after being appointed the brand’s Artistic Advisor. In an attempt to youngerfy (yes I just made that word up) the brand, Lindsay launched clothes in a range of bright colors and included lots of hearts, and the fashion elite don’t like it. One particularly harsh review said, “it was an insult to anyone who had ever really worked in design.”

I have to agree with them. Watching the runway show actually made me cringe. Not with disgust, with disappointment. Lindsay, one of Hollywood’s most photographed and stylish young starlets, teams up with fantastic creative director Estrella Archs, and this is all they could come up with? The clothes were boring and tasteless, and oh-so-done-before. The whole thing was just… dull.

Check out the video below and let me know what you think.

Despite the bad reviews, the ultimate test will be how successful the range is when/if it hits stores, so I’ll keep an eye on sales figures and keep you updated.

TRAINWRECK TUESDAY

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Hey y’all! Every tuesday we’ll be writing about our favorite train wrecks and hot tranny messes. Expect this feature to be a combination of bad fashion and favorite terrible ideas. Do you have a favorite trainwreck? email us! hatchetfacevintage@gmail.com.

THIS WEEK IS LINDSAY LOHAN’S UNGARO COLLECTION…

yeah yeah…we know…old news but we were saving it for train wreck tuesday.

Apparently La Lohan’s showing at Paris was a TRAVESTY. Ungaro’s designer Estrella Archs was under the artistic advisement of Lindsay Lohan and ultimately blamed the collection’s major failure on how quickly it had to be made. La Lohan was brought on with a reportedly multi-million dollar contract to add some youthfulness to the brand. Sadly she only brought the bad publicity. I can’t wait to buy my tacky heart shape pastie. I’m guessing I can buy mine in the couture section at nightmare factory. PUKE.

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Lindsay Lohan: She's sooo Coked up !!!

I told myself I would refrain from posting about Lindsay Lohan but I couldn’t help it when I saw this photo of Lindsay Lohan and sister Ali arriving at Emanuel Ungaro Fashion Show at the Carrousel du Louvre in Paris.

Just look at Lindsay’s nose  and the fact that she is wearing glasses. Next time you run into Lindsay in Paris please ask her how many 8 balls she did before showing up to work?