So surprisingly enough, the world was relatively calm this past week. No weird celebrity business (except for the few minutes where everyone thought Lindsay Lohan was off her rocker but turned out to be okay), no crazy TV or movie antics, nothing! So I am forced to resort to the wide world of THE INTERNET to see what’s hot. And oh baby did I find some awesome. Here’s the top 4 things you need to know from the past week:
4. There’s Something In A Box
Okay, I don’t care how weird it looked in the trailers or that it hasn’t gotten the greatest reviews. The Box is definitely one of the more interesting movies I’ve seen this year and should definitely be checked out by anyone looking for a good mystery/suspense/people-missing-part-of-their-face movie. Plus, it’s from the same guy who made Donnie Darko, in case you forgot. So forget the negative buzz and check it out.
3. Celebrities Be Lookin’ Old
I don’t know if you noticed, but people age over time. Didn’t notice? Allow me to demonstrate. Here’s Lindsay Lohan in 1998:
And here she is in 2009:
And here she is with the time-traveling future Lindsay Lohan:
And the cycle begins anew. There’s also a nifty Leonardo DiCaprio version out there, illustrating the development of his face from thin to PUFFY.
2. SNL Is Culturally Relevant
Yes, making fun of Twilight is cool. Everyone knows that because every sane person knows that Twilight is really really really lame. So for SNL’s first week back in a few weeks, they brought us this masterpiece:
Rock on, SNL, and keep doing stuff like this to not drown in a cavalcade of mediocrity.
1. Autotune Makes Everything Better
Whether it’s an astronomy lecture…
…the news…
…or even a baby…
it really does, and don’t deny. Put that in your beautifully-rendered golden pipes and smoke it.
See you all next week at the breakfast table!
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